Tuesday, June 24, 2014

Ryan
8:50 AM (3 minutes ago)


to Nathan

Erik I'm gonna give you as a condensed as possible history of my history on your forum. I have no current platform to post it and will refer to it one day maybe for those that care for the clarification and based on the deletion thread rallying for a great poster I think there might be. This is all definitive. Thank you for your 5 minutes of time


Registered on your board in 2006. Nice posts. In 2007 my 8 year older freshly ex girlfriend had just gotten an account by virtue of antagonizing a still emotional 20 year old jerk store. I did the best thing I could think up and post native resolution size nudes of her in the few threads she was currently posting in that afternoon. Given the landscape in 2007 I was banned not for crimes against women but for disrupting unaffiliated threads in an otherwise very NSFW era. I accepted my error. Rightfully banned. I was forgiven by the only person I needed forgiveness from


Through 2007-9 I was given a few accounts all banned right outta the gate before I ever had a chance to settle in. "Ban on sights" issued. 2010 was my most engrossing and successful year online and hadn't even thought to touch the board again with a 10 foot pole as result


By late 2011 stimulation was waning; I register a new jerkstore account. The first and only account of the current MK. Even though I'd only been allowed maybe 1,000 posts total in my 5 year affiliation with the board, you activate it due to good will I've amassed through my years of stellar outside content. I get exactly one week in of good posts before I'm banned for alleging tricky a "messy roommate" (http://i.imgur.com/zoEtp.png) and here was badhat's reaction: http://i.imgur.com/DgNII.png (not psychotic enough to have went looking for these just compiled this in a blog post the last banning and had a quick reference point)


Late 2013 you re-activate my account. I get about a thousand posts in over the course of a couple months. Good posts. Good enough to place 1st or 2nd of all the board in that boardermash thing in my absence. I'm able to leave gracefully for the first time on my own accord and not by force to focus on my new baby daughter, Marlo


I come back last week to pm activist and teacher Mayfuck in hopes that he fuck the hell off and stop spreading hate over several threads about me while I'm not even there. He posts the pm. I'm lured out. I hang out for a couple days. A 20 year old pretend exhibitionist with histrionic disorder drinks piss and posts it online (bad video found here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5BD1DQqvwtM). I mock the video, treading lightly given my perpetuated reputation, even post a competing vid in good spirit https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RSx0QSzXItQ. 2 days later she puts me in the deletion thread over this: http://i61.tinypic.com/316oms9.jpg plays her *VICTIM* card and gives a manipulative ultimatum that it's either her or me. A youtube comment warranted as she'd attacked me in two threads since being back, had never interacted with her. A youtube comment she admits to be "kinda funny" http://i.imgur.com/Rswgyu7.png. She's almost unanimously laughed off....safe right??? Wrong. Banned again without trial for alleged "harassment" with no need for proof or even asking my side. I hear the warcry of fellow straight white males across the board....thread veers off into mustard by evening time.  Marginalized yet again. Labeled a "repeat offender" who's been given "dozens of chances." It's not true. I fucked up once 7 years ago. Everything else is word of mouth and bad memory. If you support my contributions to your board as I know you do please do something about it


****condensed explanation***


Edit about 6pm est;;;; I know no one's read this because I stopped using this blogspot years ago but this seems like the end of the line for the old road dog. The sexless 45 year old bike virgin has now begun doling out new colored usernames to distract from the abuse in power.....sold out again by my own peers. Many spoke out....few followed through. We got like 25 members on there who have me to thank personally for the mainline into the board in the first place. A generation passing me by. Coulda been overturned. Coulda shoulda woulda. "What have you done for me lately???" they ask. "Wasn't that soundcloud thread from last year??" they shout. "The blistering murray st/grammatron fan fiction thread? What else you got?", they laugh. The holder of a 2013 top 20 thread of the year. Winner of "boardermash" with just 6 weeks of material. No break in time needed. The original big dick renaissance poster. Relevant, feared, beloved. 8 year run; bonafide legend status in only <5k combined posts. Father, brother, son. Think I'm hangin it up for good this time. Bad hat fucked up on this one....always wants it whichever way he thinks the wind is blowin, this time he didn't even bother to put that dusty ass finger up. I kissed the ring....I played my position. I did everything I was supposed to. Feigned modesty, feigned averageness. Played within the parameters. What a damn fool I was. Time to start a new chapter. Won't come back to be inevitably abused again and played off as laughs because I drank a little piss on top of it. I know my rights. Disappointed. You're probably disappointed too....I don't owe you a single thing. You got my entire 20's. I got the aftertaste of piss in my mouth

edit;;; May use this blogspot to post unlisted videos of me playing DDR when I get my hard pad soon

edit;;; This is a duet I sang on my smule karaoke account like a year ago that got deleted with many other classics and stopped using the service but some fuckin dweeb had the foresight to save them beforehand and post for me and wanted to upload this one to bookend this very poignant post.....felt very tongue in cheek a year ago but is resonating with me in a very meaningful plus sorrowful way in light of recent happenings....if I knew then this was the last you'd ever hear from me I probably would have put some careful preparation into this but at its emotional core this is beautiful. Plan to check what new songs are on there to sing in the future please follow smule.com/R_M_D


edit 9:30pm est;;;; I want to be crystal clear here either badhat or those that allegedly pm'd him accusations of "harassment" is lying. The only pm I sent out was in self defense to Mayfuck, which he immediately posted and continued to harass me through the couple days I was there. My only rebuttal everytime was that he stop terrorizing me. I got one pm from sour which I replied to respectfully. She has my permission to screenshot that. One pm to cronos asking that he quit demonizing me for something he idolized me for a few years ago. That was all...no more no less. I left it all on the playing field. If anyone says otherwise please encourage that they screenshot proof. Thank you

edit 11 pm; Catching up on the thread. Badhat's posted like 10 times....still hasn't given a single name as to who reported me. Still not a single shred of evidence of anything that isn't already up in this post. Show us what you have against me or get off your fuckin ass unban me and stay the fuck outta my way, sir

FINAL EDIT 6/25/14;;;;;
GAME
OVER


Saturday, May 25, 2013

Please follow me on Smule



I sing duets of both classics and contemporary top 40 with fellow Hollywood dreamers please bookmark my profile http://www.smule.com/profile/84749449 you can also download the Sing! app to follow me directly and make music with me...I only just started today but please save them to your computer because sometimes they get reported and deleted and I already lost my rendition of Air Supply's "All Out of Love" and Born To Be Wild. I recommend starting with the Aretha Franklin one. Thanks

Wednesday, September 14, 2011

"Bad News, For Mr. Bad Hat...." (working title)



My very first attempt as a playwright!!! A one-act character study in which I Ryan M. Dicks, director/actor, play all roles involved...do not miss this......

Plot: A very haunting dream-like state based reality.....The gritty aftermath of online politics...

Tagline: When a strange visitor arrives at your doorstep.....will you be there to accept the charges???

Tuesday, September 13, 2011

FORUMS.HIPINION.COM......WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED

It's absolutely vital we swing the door WIDE open on just EXACTLY what happened on 9/11.....MY 9/11. Several members asked to the details of my banning and were largely ignored in that disgusting 33 page thread of badhat's self-fed delusion and narcissism....victimizing himself, convinced of some kind of twisted idea that members of the forum somehow actually do care about message board moderation and aren't just padding the thread for their own amusement because no one fucking cares and none of this fucking matters.......OK

These are the two exact posts that lead to my removal... --------> CLICK THIS

Directed at *female* member "tricky".....posted in a thread dedicated to her in which we're supposed to "compete for her love"...a piece of fucking wallpaper I've never interacted with. Only notice her for her incessant "hahahas" in every post, and yet I'm supposed to fall in line with the other drooling handicapped fucking horny idiots and kiss her fucking ass and pussy? Did I ever say that though? I've remained very reserved and reluctant in my approach to how I socialized with its members for my one and only week back. Most of my post humor indirect, rated PG, and very funny. If I antagonized you it did not come from a place of hostility but rather irony....in these 2 posts I take a deadpan approach to criticizing tricky for her toilet humor and bring into question her quality of living....even with my own lifestyle well publicized as something of a practical joke. These two posts are meant to be sarcastic, and on-topic as on the first page she asks the "guys" to take the attention off her (even though she LOVES it) and make "fart jokes" instead....

Destructofag, a major player in the east coast frat boy forum illuminati edits the posts to read "I'm awful" and "I'm never posting again", and bans my account. White-knighting tricky as they probably exchanged a fucking PM once and thinks she's his online girlfriend. I email badhat who says he's lifted the ban but there are to be no "personal attacks" and this is the last time he will be "going out on a limb for me"...5 minutes later he replies again to say "actually I just read what you wrote to tricky, go fuck yourself. we're done" and rebans the account. If this isn't the biggest fucking case of reverse-sexism.....what the fuck really is?? Had these posts been directed at any member of the male sex it'd have fucking floated right past him, and at no point was I going to reveal that it was oroku that was her previous roommate. This is some kind of discreet, under the rug smear campaign....pure n simple

And fuck myself, badhat? No...fuck YOU. You're off the deep end drowning in your own double fucking standards and hypocrisy....you have no right to paint me as an "asshole who can't behave" for two singled out posts that were meant purely as comedic. You then ignore me as I send you several subsequent emails throughout the day...scraping my knees on pavement groveling, making good points in each. This should not be what ruined my chances at a new beginning here you hardheaded piece of shit....admit you overreacted. Admit you are fucking wrong

You then make a self-indulgent thread about the fucking banality of forum administration. No one is taking you seriously....we're laughing at you!!!! You turn a thread into 33 pages over demodding some frat jock faggot who only posts in the football thread yet feels within grounds to pull stealth bans on whatever motherfucker he pleases?? For once you did the right thing...and after its all said and done, you reinstate that smug fuck head ingrate just the following day and THEN lock the thread??? You stupid motherfucker. You let the whole non-issue overshadow the REAL one, my fucking BANNING, and you don't even explicitly state what the fuck I did when asked. You're the biggest fucking hypocrite there was. You're an upstanding family man of strong moral fiber with life affirming passions and a reputable resume of professional lines of work, and yet you delude and degrade yourself into believing that administrating a forum that isn't even yours....is of your highest importance. That's fucking sick. I shit on you. UNBAN ME

N NOW.....WITH THE ONLY NEXT LOGICAL STEP I THE ICONIC R.M.D. COULD THINK OF......




THE 8 FOOT MASTER POSTER WITH THE BIG ASS AMERICAN DICK IS BACK.....HIS MAJESTY.....HIS DIAMOND STUDDED SACK PRECEDE HIM.....RYAN MICHAEL BE THY NAME.....KNEEL BEFORE HE.....THE KING IS BACK WITH A PLATINUM GOLD ENCASED DICK AS HEAVY AS THE THRONE....HIS ROYAL CROWN IN HAND......R.M.D..... HTTP://LOVETOPOST.FREEFORUMS.ORG



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for anyone that thinks those two cited posts weren't the reasoning for my banning...screengrabbed email from badhat....




EDIT:

I'm reading the ongoing hipinion thread....I'm glad that you like this but I won't be keeping it up so keeping me banned in hopes that I'll continue creating more forum outsider content is not in the works.....I just needed to get the hushed unwarranted ban off my chest....I'm reading what the biggest hater on the board has to say about it, Frank...stating as if it were fact that I wasn't banned for what's specifically written to me personally by badhat but rather, that I'm a threat to your community...will you please shut the fuck up ugly?? I'm not a threat to anyone's privacy on your forum....keeping me banned doesn't keep you any safer. I can still read the members forum. I can still utilize google. I don't have any interest in fucking with your personal lives because I don't care about anyone specifically..my enjoyment of the forum is purely watching myself and how I integrate myself into each thread. This is all I was doing and if those that rate this shit up understand this please be more vocal in your support for an unbanning because I didn't do anything I wasn't supposed to...if a big deal was really to be made over those 2 posts badhat could have given me a warning rather than tell me after they were already written that it wasn't allowed and ban me. Knowing she had a roommate who I'm fuckin cool with on the forum is not a violation of her privacy. Fuck you bitch


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hey why are you calling me insane I thought we were just having fun online.....my middle name, in fact


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I didn't realize posts or videos like this could still be perceived as insane....I used to take specific angles and notes to prior work to try and fuel or bring that into question...this post and the accompanying vid are just meant to be lumped into my pure passion genre....this is pure performance art for the intellectual crowd....you clearly have me confused for some other fuckin psychopath...I just post the best I can and keep faith that the special minority pays close attention to the details...I've left easter eggs all over the internet why are you punishing me for being an artist....I've never so much as even gotten a speeding ticket

Monday, May 31, 2010

dxm nourished tinychat...a robochat retrospective...

mere days ago my new love interest and i had decided that together her and i would spend a night bonding over a robotrip in which we get high and connect both spiritually and sexually. she mapped it out as it being only my first time..two 4oz bottles she says versus one as she says anything less just wasn't worth the trouble. in this video i document my roboconsumption while live on the phone wit my chick...much less sure of herself when the pressure is on as seen in this vid below..i on the other hand carry enough courage for the both of us..



i'd been in hipinion's tinychat for a couple hours previous to this without her and immediately jumped right in again offering her only my hand and a url to follow..hipinion being an unknown world and community to tesa as we had met online elsewhere to no previous knowledge or backstory to my forum. my dreaded and jaded ex shows up minutes later..leaves and comes back around the time my trip is just kicking in. holy lols who was my main target earlier in the afternoon had claimed to have a dinner reservation an hour or so into my trip but never ends up leaving and is there alongside me after several hours of my face to face owning of him. our first interaction since my bombshell post below. i remember as he says he was leaving becoming genuinely saddened as even when i became too fulkflked up to keep my stream of consciousness going i didn't want to lose his camfeed. i was focused on looking at him almost the entire night. i briefly touch on this experience and recap before i go to bed



i wake up this morning feeling empty..i'm sober now and realize last night will not be topped. if another tinychat hipinion is hosted an attempt at being replicated will possibly be made but most likely just reliving that night live as opposed to any fresh new content. i do another piece on this as i've collected my thoughts this afternoon and come up to about 12 minutes..too large a running time for youtube and host to vimeo as i attempt to walk us through last night and what made it so special to me..




i had forgotten to mention in this above vid that i am very proud of tesa for not taking jen's bait and hook as she's planted so many times previous...jen attempted to ring me through shit in pm's to her throughout the night and tesa brushed her jealousy and spite off with just a fat middle finger to all the haters...the men of hipinion were very receptive to tesa and i received several pm's congratulating me on landing such a cool and beautiful young girl..i like her so much. last night meant everything to me and completely embodied everything that is right and pure about the internet and exactly what drives me to owe my life to this..i will never forget this night. i concluded that i would like to take more drugs and interact via webcam with users in a group setting more often..would be open to offers of mailing me free drugs to fuel more tinychat highs for the future. thank you,,

edit; i've just become aware of an amazing website called "screentoaster" in which you can record what is on your screen including video and audio in realtime. this would have enabled me to record large portions of yesterday saving to a very small size file and perfect for uploading to youtube. i don't know that i'll always care to run one myself so please take the initiative..we've lost so much already. screentoaster.com is the url and simply go to record. make sure "audio" is selected when recording and have it set to "desktop", choose the rectangular option as opposed to the full desktop screen and capture just the tinychat box for reference. when it's good rapidshare to me for uploading..thanks

edit; in recent development i have now overtaken hipinion tinychat under my own name and url...tinychat.com/jerkstore i'll be reg on here a lot..last night i slept on cam



prolly every night i'm gonna do this try and catch me on screengrab sleeping with my eyes wide open while i'm asleep i've been told i do this...every1 join n cam up peace

edit; night 2....



the only screen to surface in which we're actually asleep...i had to convince holy for a half hour last night to take off his shirt and finally come to bed...i then fight holy lols to go to fucking sleep for over an hour as he would not close his eyes ruining it for the rest of us tinysleepers plus not pm my girl and it crashed when i woke up just a few hours later and can't go back to sleep so i'm back on tiny again..excellent night on tinychat

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holy and i having one of the most genuine bonding experience of our lives,,,

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attn this morning nature called and proceeded to tug off on tinychat with nate enjoying this..







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little evidence leftover of my 2nd tinychat dxm trip last night (found myself in the "black forest" 2/3 of my way there before turning the light back on in the room to find holy lols online)



wit rare gif of me going to go get water from dxm-dehydration,,


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apparently crooklyn and jordan find eachother in random tinychats but are always banned for fighting..crooklyn lights up a j and jordan asks crooklyn why he always sees him in his rooms smokin alone and why he aint got no chick to smoke with..they argue til about 6am..crooklyn plays some boogie while he finish his spliff..rezod jumps on his office chair to dance and a wheel pops off falls straight down and makes a loud thud. jordan then convinces him to destroy the chair since it's already broke so rezoid proceeds to throw it around his living room before cutting the upholstery with a knife in my amazement


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http://www.screentoaster.com/watch/stUEhWR0JKRFtYRl1eWlpZU1RV/the_sands_of_time

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6/8/10 first tinychat jambliss sesh





some1 grabbed a small piece of the 35-40 min set



edit; i don't update this for shit anymore but tinychat is still poppin as of 7/6 lots of memories yesterday we did a shirtless session with our local tinychat security guard

Sunday, May 9, 2010

hipinion: who's bad enough to link this up

put a thread..post this vid http://vimeo.com/11598854








^^^everyone please embed this vid in threads where the op asks a stupid ass question,,,,,try to grab 1st reply for maxium effect...~ryan

Thursday, May 6, 2010

urgent formspring update

aight final edit: now officially taking formspring questions to youtube under alternative channel youtube.com/jjerkstore as permanent replacement to the unreliable tokbox. will also use this channel to host online video responses in general including any webcam based video that i decide to record and upload along the way. you will for example see more vids of me eating on this channel as its much easier to just click the webcam icon and i eat in front of the computer anyway as opposed to having to set up a camera for previous food-based efforts. spontaneity and the lack of effort of webcam based vids is sure to make this a unique and exciting alternative channel..please subscribe...

(example)

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as most of you are aware by now the party has moved from blogspot to formspring..what was originally intended for blogspot commenters to keep in touch as an alternative to comment moderation has blossomed into something unexpected and beautiful..these days it's all about formspring..shit seems like it always popping off on formspring. no questions "offlimits" or "politically incorrect"..on my formspring users ask whatever's on their mind and get the answers they want in their rawest form...got a very strict no pandering/no bullshit approach on this formspring...if you think i'm afraid to "go there" you're on the wrong formspring. i've answered 200+ questions to date so there's a nice amount of informitive reading here if you need catching up..did you ever wish there was a thread for you to bookmark for you to habitually check for updates on the newest things i'm talking about online??? there's now a formspring for this. enjoying formspring's interface as intended but decided to take it to the next level in which i take a written question and respond not in text but in video via "tokbox"..





this is highly inventive as i am officially the first to do this. i briefly played around with this idea through twitter a couple months back but tokbox for formspring seems like the much more appropriate fit. by doing this i have singlehandedly put formspring on the map..to my knowledge formspring did not exist before i opened my own account a few weeks ago. i will continue to answer questions traditionally depending on whether i believe to be able to answer more appropriately or specifically in text depending the question. i have a sense for unconstrained online syntax that needs to be exercised..on the other hand i feel obligation to put myself before the camera to present an answer to a question as if you sat across from me asking me one in real life. i need the practice, socially. grandma's in-house proximity will also factor in over deciding ultimately to respond between text and vid..you are in for some great answers along the way and again that's formspring.me/jerkstore check it out ask some questions and who knows yours could be answered next....~ryan

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and for those of you that don't care to read and watch literally everything i do online my favorite exchange of the day hands down..

re: my formspring wallpaper:






we got some heavy holy baiting in this one as well (also the reply to "what kind of shampoo do you use" for those interested in holy lols????)