Tuesday, November 10, 2009

"u are creeping her out..." - edward droste (grizzly bear)



finally got a reply from ed after 3 sent msgs and a week of sitting online in anticipation. grizzly bear is currently touring with st vincent overseas and found this to be the perfect opportunity. was the equivalent of handing my dude ed a piece of paper with "do you like me yes or no" written on it to pass to that hot ass shorty in the class that i been feeling since the first day of high skool but had too much anxiety to speak to on a personal level...just want to walk her home and carry her school books. this news is disheartening to me but i feel glad to know where i stand. i feel that i'm making steady progress. can't help but wish i'd been a fly on the wall for that conversation...wondering if there were any good that came out of it. "he at least means well", or "he would probably be a good provider...", wondering if st vincent sees the good in me that ed sees. i have a lot to offer the world and have a nice family

felt so glad that ed is talking to me again that i did a cover of his veckatimest smash single...two weeks. would be interested in which version between ed's and my own that st vincent prefers. hope to move to brooklyn with st vincent and grizzly bear when they come home. would love to live with 4 other men and sort through st vincent's unmentionables. i don't belong with my grandma anymore i belong with my friends. i miss my friends

19 comments:

Anonymous said...

you are creeping her out in a good way

Anonymous said...

Jerkstore do you have autism? Did you have a rewarding social life in high school.?

Anonymous said...

big ups jerkstore..im a fan of your work..its too bad youre so misunderstood

Anonymous said...

DrSokk is a bitch.

Anonymous said...

Jerkstore don't you know that not everybody realizes you're actually smart and self-aware? St. Vincent might not get the joke of being a train wreck on the internet. I bet she used to be happy and content with life until one day she clicked on Direct Messages and now she goes to bed every night with a pervading feeling discomfort and unease. Is that what you want to do to an innocent woman? Think about it!

rudytrudy15 said...

i know you're doing this for some internet fun but i worry about you sometimes.
a lady like st. vincent isn't going to find you internet phenomena interesting
you have to be more ambitious (perhaps you could try to be an american apparel model that appeals to the gay market???)

Anonymous said...

"Is that what you want to do to an innocent woman? Think about it"
Evidently you haven't seen what he did to his ex...

Anonymous said...

What did he do to his ex, Anonymous 5:26? Also, do you have pix/linx, I've only seen glimpses in his youtubes, she seems kind of homely, not necessarily in a bad way.

Anonymous said...

well for starters, our friend ryan dicks here, posted his girlfriend's butthole on the internet more than once. many lulz were had to be sure. in fact, he did it all for the lulz.

jerkstore said...

gossip free zone in the comment section everybody please respect all users rights to a private life

Anonymous said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OGDFG3znVUk this nigga gonna go 2 jail

Anonymous said...

Hey Jerkstore.

Anonymous said...

Don't be such a Baghead, sir.

Anonymous said...

"well for starters, our friend ryan dicks here, posted his girlfriend's butthole on the internet more than once"

Pix or GTFO.

Anonymous said...

why did fox start the new bike thread if he never posts in it

Anonymous said...

3:42 AM, i don't think its something that you really want to gaze upon bro. you need to trust me here.

tgodd said...

st vincent sux

Anonymous said...

the dude who asked if jerkstore was autistic was def. dr sokk. shut up dr sokk you stupid faggot

Anonymous said...

Jerkstore, you seem to be a man of taste (suh chaz you have some very nice clothes, I can see) but you look like a guy who would have a sort of characteristic smell to him. Do you know what I mean? Is this true? I think I can sort of imagine what u smell like.