funny you should ask this..was just recalling this earlier today for the first time in years. didn't start jerking off til i was 14...used to just look at porn with a major hard dick and sit there and not do jack shit about it..wasn't til one day after freshman year i came home..checked out a few streaming vids before everyone else got home and finally had the inclination to give it a lil tug..blasted my boxers out in about 25 secs flat. called my homeboy to give him the good news. turns out, he been doin this shit like 2 years before me...damn haha. anyways
was only about a year after this that i was getting bored of the ol hand around my dick routine...was looking to switch my game up. folded up my goosedown pillow a couple times..went to town. felt good. not sure where i read this but i was intrigued when looking for new methods and came upon an alternative use to a cucumber. if you cut off the top end, hollow it out with a spoon/knife, lube it up and microwave it..you can have some sex with it. did this several times. even came in the same one i fucked for later. kept it in the fridge. try this out you will love it
would do a tutorial vid (still might do a tutorial vid) but since my ex started 2uping my vids to my mom and because mom does my grocery shopping i don't want her to know that's what i'm going to do with it. not that i was going to do it it's just for educational purposes. being uncircumcised with very tight foreskin allows me great pleasure of tugging one off dry. the feeling of the foreskin rubbing neck and neck with the head of my penis feels nice. i focus mainly on the stimulation of the head and don't often go down the shaft..no point. when uncut your head is the pleasure spot. most of you lost this before you ever got the chance to appreciate it...that sucks. definitely tugged dry to st vincent yesterday. but if you want the replication of a real live pussy look no further than a fat ass hollowed out cucumber. peace...
yea..that's true. i've seen a lot of dicks in my time and would have to confirm this sentiment. irony is, i can JO as dry as i want it but when it comes to sex with an actual woman i have to spit a fat wad of spit and massage it into the top half of my dick before i'm able to insert. otherwise my foreskin slides back half way on one side and i feel pain. same thing goes for anal...though it takes the perfect angled insertion. i would either start at that bone like two inch above the butthole and push down or at the pussy lips and move up. the trick is to go in partially bent to protect your fragile foreskin and head so it straightens up once it actually hits the opening. a little advice to those just getting they dick wet..signing out..
edit: last time i waste my top page on a flopped thread. anyone with an account that is reading please tell the author this so he feels bad about himself. stop wasting our time..

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A very nice post about Dicks, Ryan
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DrSokk is a bitch
Hey, why dont you consider auto-erotic asphyxia for your next tutorial vid???... try it i hear its especially great when you die.
stop doing this to your family. seriously just switch your life up or commit suicide
oh hey but if you commint suicide please dont forget to upload it to youtube okay?
<3 u Ryan Dicks
Jerkstore, I really like the way you addressed the whole Jennifer situation in your last youtube.
God bless.
how was it a waste of time?
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