"cake parties" you have been exposed in this entry

many of you have asked where i have been in the last couple weeks. that is not any of your business why do you ask me that. why don't you leave me alone??? aight..

i had spoke briefly with melissa the other night as there was a small get together being hosted. i unfortunately could not attend but asked who was there despite knowing nobody personally as an attempt to make conversation. my dude kenneth is there. nice. his dude, justin. a few other peeps. this chick liz. word is my chick liz gives it up for less. it is not unlike her for her to express herself sexually. melissa had told me her and justin ended up leaving together..i smiled. i have never spoken with justin. i've watched him over the months quietly subscribe to my social networking accounts..friend request me on facebook..shit like that. i feel glad he made a friend



hmmm..the next morning i wake up to find a thread by "cake parties", little known to our forum, much like bedroomer, but one of kenneth's better friends IRL as previously mentioned. also note that kenneth has not made a post since my post below this one. this is good. apparently justin has gotten laid by the very same chick he went home with, as reported by melissa to me personally..small world. a member asks "how", he links to an "ask macseries" thread in which he asks for advice on how to get his dick wet on tuesday night



i have missed this post on the day of and only make the connection after it was already too late to help my friend liz throw her life away



he posts a pic of this chick in this post but has since edited it for reasons explained later in this entry. i had not the foresight to save it in its original form as i did not know this would become a post but had just general unarchived internet harassment in mind



he comes back to the "ask macseries" thread the day after just in case anyone missed his own thread to let everyone know this



meanwhile a good woman is being exploited on the internet..it is my duty to step in and make this right



hmmm..







*headshot*

cake parties i feel embarrassed for you and you have just brought kenneth further shame by association. much like your friend i hope you quit making posts because melissa told me about how everyone believes you are a virgin and this confirms it and i hope you never have sex and want you to kill yourself. if you need tips on how to fuck like a real man you talk to me about it but you keep a woman's good upstanding reputation out of it or i'm gonna come over there to where you live and beat your ass. i don't got nothing else to say about that..i'm out..

edit: meanwhile..



opposing sides weigh in..



i feel resentment for this comment..it must have been none other than justin personally who fabricated this blatant rumor in the first place. justin will you fuck off you've only dug yourself deeper..we think you're a jerk dude welcome to the real world where actions have consequences...