Monday, March 29, 2010

can someone link this in the jbrooks chill wave thread



edit:



also it's gone 8 pages without my previous 2 being linked so please just post all of them

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TrS4etrxb7s

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wIdQ4mhyDz0

edit: nvm http://altreport.hipsterrunoff.com/2010/03/some-bro-does-a-chillwave-cover-in-his-underwear.html

re: edit:







glad this has been noted..i've been disturbed that jbrooks/hpn believes they've somehow invented the lampooning of chill wave music..noting the sub-subgenre's vulnerability yet still sev months late to the beach party..discrediting those that hit the coast 1st..meanwhile i'm not even allowed to make some posts there..fuck urselves..

91 comments:

Anonymous said...

no way

Anonymous said...

gross man put your shirt back on

Anonymous said...

foxriver is keut as fuck. Why aren't you all over that, Ryan?

jerkstore said...

she's kinda frumpy dog..did you peep my writeup on her from last year http://lovetopost.blogspot.com/2009/10/fox-river-i-find-you-fascinating.html

Anonymous said...

Thanks, bro. I was gonna post your vid in the chillwave thread... but windfucker beat me to the punch.

Anonymous said...

Is uncledoj still around?

Anonymous said...

dolphins drumming on some turtle shells

Anonymous said...

Ryan will we ever see you collaborate with other musicians?

Anonymous said...

Thanks for the funky beats, Ryan.

Anonymous said...

have you gained weight

Anonymous said...

i hooked up with foxriver

Anonymous said...

She's a sweet girl. Doesn't seem like the 'hook-up' type...

Anonymous said...

Ryan, you need to cut back on the Ben & Jerrys, cause you're losing your boyish figure. In other words, you.re getting chubby again. Fuck it, get fat that could be your new thing.
Peace Bro!

Anonymous said...

fuck a badhat

ef said...

badhats aint shit but old as tits

jerkstore said...

i was thinking about getting fucking ripped like as a joke but i don't really like to do things...one time i did some pushups heh..i think its cause my underwear is hiked up a little higher than usual but those aren't lowrise briefs and if i sag them it looks like i took a shit..

Annie said...

I dont have anything to say about this, but just wanna get in on yr panda bros vid n say that izzy is the best thing in it.
Annie, signing out..

Anonymous said...

thats true.

Anonymous said...

I'm gonna go see Washed Out live.
lol

jerkstore said...

if ur gonna pay to see some fukin asshole stand around and sing over an mp3 there's a vid for that just outside this comment box..i can also re-do "a chill wave washed out to shore" really want to hear how my lyric "a chill wave washed out to shore and you understood life..." sounds over mic anyway

Brogaz said...

Ryan... do it. That's a great vid.

hmmm... said...

ryan has rededicated his twitter, see home page top...

hmmmmmm...

hmmm...? said...

also Ryan, Bebe's mother seems like a pretty rabid Zionist and a leech/layabout, what say you?

jerkstore said...

trying to get back in elisabeth's good graces as she's the only thing holding me back from rekindling what bebe and i had..bebe is in need of a father figure and this is a concern i've had since her birthfather ran out on bebe at an early age stranding her along with her older sister, rachel and moms which is based on an assumption that i have concluded to be fact..

mmmhmmmm... said...

I feel you Ryan.


Also,

"this sh*t is a man's game..fucking is a man's game"

Real talk.

CooperCassell said...

Uhoh dude

Anonymous said...

who the fuck is this broad talking all types of shit on you like she all fucking slick and shit?

http://twitter.com/avaricecakes

"
@CooperCassell I'm only telling you because i have dealt with his bullshit for a long time about 2 hours ago via web in reply to CooperCassell


@CooperCassell honestly not worth it right now you're giving him what he wants Remember we must never give subhuman trolls what they want about 2 hours ago via web in reply to CooperCassell


@CooperCassell hes mentally insane and a total creeper.Good that your friend blocked him hes revolting.dont let him get to you hes worthless "

Anonymous said...

also:

" @exchangeofwords watch out for Ryan Dicks hes a totally effed up guy. A true online stalker/creeper. 6:27 AM Apr 1st via web "

Brogaz said...

Cooper goes to community college. Cooper has a 2'' dick. Cooper wasn't popular in high school. Cooper scored in the 40th percentile on his SAT. Cooper is a big FUCKING FRAUD. Cooper, your dick is a fraudulent pussy. You have a pussy that doesn't want to admit that it's a pussy. Your dick is a pussy that's ashamed...

pussy shame said...

motherfuck badhat

sphol said...

Cooper probably goes to Community School and is a good, interesting person with an overall healthy balanced opinion of what is and what isn't.
for ryan (it seems like his primary method of obtaining joy is by putting others down.) whatever? You can't save without memory
If a brotha aint gonna recognize or ask for help then they aint gonna get none.
It makes me sad because I believe Ryan could be a potentially golden satellite feed.

seress said...

But it was pretty funny when
CooperCassell said...

Uhoh dude

April 3, 2010 6:17 PM

Anonymous said...

My advice to Cooper and all these bitches is,

ride the chill wave or don't,
but fuck with r.dicks you won't.

bitch badhat.

Anonymous said...

No one likes Badhat, right?

everyone said...

right right

Anonymous said...

Yo, Black Nasty back up in this bitch! Hit me up on myspace nigga!

Anonymous said...

Let's start a I hate Badhat blogspot. Do it Ryan.
Peace Bro

Anonymous said...

Peace Bone

Anonymous said...

badhat is a great admin and a good friend.

everyone hates badhat said...

hahahahahahahahahahaha


ha.


you bitch.

Anonymous said...

You idiot, Badhat is a fag. Total douche. Horrible moderator, and I can't believe people like him/put up with his shit.

refies said...

badhat is a great admin and a good friend.
badhat is a great admin and a good friend.
badhat is a great admin and a good friend.
badhat is a great admin and a good friend.
badhat is a great admin and a good friend.
badhat is a great admin and a good friend.
badhat is a great admin and a good friend.
badhat is a great admin and a good friend.
badhat is a great admin and a good friend.

Anonymous said...

Stop it! We only say bad things about Faghat here.

Anonymous said...

ryan dicks is a pathetic asshole. get a fucking life

Anonymous said...

Nah, Faghat is a pathetic asshole. Get a fucking life.

Son of Badhat said...

Seriously though,

Faghat is a pathetic asshole.

Faghat is a pathetic asshole.

Faghat is a pathetic asshole.

Cum Hand Hunger said...

anyone else think badhat is hungry for ryan's cum-hand from the 'i love you' video?

yesh.

Anonymous said...

We need a Faghat blogspot, then we can make fun of him all day. He really is the lamest.

Anonymous said...

Cooper is a piece of shit. I'll fucking kill that faggot.

I shit in Taryn's pussy, too.

Anonymous said...

Focus on Badhat. He is a piece of shit. Focus my friends, focus.

Anonymous said...

Badhat we are gonna start a new board sometime soon, and then you will be a nobody. Do you understand? No one likes you.

Anonymous said...

Hey Ryan, when are we gonna start a new board?

Anonymous said...

Someone please start a board and hand the keys to ryan, he already said he would mod it.

yesh

yesh

yesh

Taryn said...

My clit's doin' a scissorkick.

eliquati said...

wow look at all the subhumans gathered here. save yourselves

Anonymous said...

Eliquati, go fuck a Badhat.

skingaed said...

maybe i will you fucker

Anonymous said...

ahaha ryan your haircut vid is the your best yet...thanks for the smiles !!

adiang said...

omg ryan you're like so cool wow youre so self aware and your videos are so amazing its like your amazing everyday and can i suck your dick?

Anonymous said...

Yes person who has now posted here 3 times (soon 2 b 4), yes you may suck badhat's clit.

Anonymous said...

Must destroy badhat.

Anonymous said...

I was listening to chillwave when it was called glo-fi.

Anonymous said...

Young money millionaire (doing the dog + thumbing the ass)

Avatar Status said...

Age ain't nothin' but a number girl,
Let me deep in that ass

Annie said...

not liking the hair ryan. also, if you want a free haircut do it yrself.

Anonymous said...

Annie go fuck a badhat.

Anonymous said...

I'm the swagga boss, Bebe's butt I'm gonna toss. Bebe can pass me the dental floss.

jerkstore said...

annie i think my hair looks pretty good i dunno http://i42.tinypic.com/vmzzt1.png

Annie said...

In my opinion this is your best look ryan

http://www.youtube.com/jerkstore#p/u/38/VqgOoN2Pvho

jerkstore said...

i look like shit in that video and the quality of my old camera was shit don't ever link that again

Annie said...

No way ryan. thats one of my favorites. The way you slurp that pomegranate juice, just beautiful..

Anonymous said...

Annie, you should post artistic pictures of yourself on your blog. Pretty girl...

Fuck Badhat said...

"Annie, you should post artistic pictures of yourself on your blog."


hahahahahahahahahaha

ha.

my dicc swoll.

Faggothat said...

Annie, I you wanna be a part of this then you gotta get naked. Nevermind, fuck a badhat.

Anonymous said...

ryan u know we all saw that fat jerkstore post right?

jerkstore said...

of course i did i deleted it when the fat jerkstore thread was deleted it no longer had a point

Brogaz said...

Can't believe Badhat deleted that thread... He automatically deletes any Jerkstore-related thread. Fuck Badhat. He needs to take some of this aggression out on his step-son.

Anonymous said...

i must have missed the post but i saw that fat jerkstore thread..was that chubby bro really ryan dicks ??

jerkstore said...

i am so much better looking than that fat shit are you serious dipshit...

Badhatbuddy said...

Yeah, if you were good looking you might have a life, but tis not to be. You're not that ugly, just a little.

RyanDicksmom said...

He really is a sickly looking dude, and shady as fuck.

suppers said...

RyanDicksmom said...

He really is a sickly looking dude, and shady as fuck.

haha

Anonymous said...

Fucking magnets, how do they work???

Badhat's Son said...

Dad please stop posting anti-jerkstore propaganda all over 'the net' and come feed me. DANG BRO.

JENiffer said...

I am NOT an EX!!! You want to HEAR me HIT my FACE?!?!

RyanDicksMom said...

Ryan,
Badhat is the son I wish I had, now please stop saying such mean things about him. You could learn something from him, like how to be a real man, and not such a pethetic piece of shit.
I don't love you,
Mom

jerkstore said...

if i don't start getting wittier comments i'm just gonna shut this shit off this is embarrassing

RyanDicksMom said...

You are embarrassing please shut this shit off.
Yours,
Mother

Anonymous said...

Fuck you, Badhat. Slap around your stepson. Ride your bike, faggot.

Anonymous said...

lol at dicks writing 75% of these himself

Anonymous said...

lol at dicks writing 75% of these himself